Sunday, February 9, 2014

Word of the Day

       I like new words.   Not to say that I am good at pronouncing or even remembering most of them but it is intriguing to get out of my simple word comfort zone.  Many decades ago, I got hooked on doing the "Word Power" quiz in Reader's Digest.  Ron and I still like to take it with us on road trips to pass the time away.  Several months ago I found a new toy.  I began subscribing to Merriam-Webster's free online "Word of the Day."   MW sends me a word via email every day to add to my repertoire, complete with the definition, usage example, and audio pronunciation.
  


      Now I have never heard, much less used, the majority of the words I get. For example, today the word is parvenu. Use that much in your daily conversations?  Well in case you want to, here's the scoop.  It is a noun and means "one who has recently or suddenly risen to an unaccustomed position of wealth or power and has not yet gained the prestige, dignity, or manner associated with it."  The political arena seems to be a good place to use this one.  Just saying...


     
      I find many of the words funny.  I retain those the best - go figure.  Here are some that cracked me up.
  • Chowderhead - noun:  dolt, blockhead.  I had a boss once who fit this description.  Oops, that wasn't nice now was it.
  • Mirandize - verb:  to recite the Miranda warnings 
  • Sesquipedalian - adjective: having many syllables; long; using long words  :-)
  • Xenophobia - noun: fear and hatred of strangers or foreigners or of anything that is strange or foreign.  There's a phobia for everything!
  • Addlepated - adjective:  being mixed up; confused. 
  • Booboisie - noun:  blend of boob(people who are not very smart) and bourgeoisie (middle class); the general public regarded as consisting of boobs.  Pronounced boob wah zee
  • Jerkwater - noun:  remote and unimportant
  • Orchidaceous - adjective:  of, relating to, or resembling the orchids;
    showy, ostentatious.
     The hardest part of learning new words is using them. Since I do not have xenophobia I accept the challenge.  BUT, I will end this blog before you mirandize me for being a chowderhead and jerkwater who is an addlepated member of the booboisie who speaks with an orchidaceous and sesquipedalian tongue.



Sunday, January 19, 2014

It's More Than a Science

      I had a great experience this week.  It was fun and educational to boot!  I had the opportunity to join a group of fellow Master Gardeners for an early morning cold, but sunny, tour of local family-owned Turkey Hill Farm.  Okay, I acknowledge many of you will not find going to a farm much of an experience to write home about.   Actually, I think I heard some yawns and maybe even a few clicks on that little x on the upper right hand corner of your screen.  But, for those of you still with me, believe me it was quite cool.



      For example, did you know you could grow shitake mushrooms on a freshly cut oak log?  I didn't but it is one of the many things happening at Turkey Hill.   If you want to grow your own, there is a lot of information on the Internet on how to do it.  I learned you have to obtain some spawn initially, which is a fungus tissue used to propagate mushrooms.  You can order it online as well.
     
      As the tour continued, I realized the diverse ecosystem on this 89 acre piece of property was not set up to be a huge commercial corporate-type operation.  Instead, owners Herman Holley and Louis Divine dedicate their days to practicing tried and true, as well as modern, organic and scientific methods to produce vegetables, fruit, and honey. They sell to local restaurants, to the public at weekly farmer's markets, and on the Red Hills Online Market (www.rhomarket.com)
 
      Herman led us through his gardens, fruit orchards, and the pastel colored beehives with enthusiasm, sharing an amazing amount of information, from composting to planting, harvesting to grafting and honey production.  It was quite obvious he had done an incredible amount of research   He frequently referred to Sir Albert Howard's An Agricultural Testament as one of his resources.  It is available on Amazon.



      As I listened to Herman, I knew I would never acquire the amount of knowledge he had.  However, the most impressive and inspirational part went way beyond his "book learning."  His whole sixty-something body exuded the passion he felt about his this farm.  He laughed easily as he shared some of the trial and error methods he and his wife had attempted over the years.  One of those things we learned is that you can get a jump on growing and harvest-ing tomatoes by putting seedlings in the ground as early as February, in north Florida where it doesn't drop below freezing for long.  I have always waited until mid-March.  He contends it makes them stronger but you do have to cover them if you expect a freeze. 
 
      Near the end of the tour, Herman offered all of us a turmeric root to plant on our own.  Now, in case you didn't know, turmeric is a spice which has a plethora of medicinal and nutritional benefits, from being an anti-inflammatory to a cancer preventing agent.   He said, "You should put it in about everything you eat."
I checked it out on the Internet.  It's true!  Chinese medicine has known this forever and Western medicine is getting on the bandwagon now.  I've already put my root in a pot to grow.  Apparently, it does take a while to grow (8-10 months) to a harvest stage, so if you are not patient you can buy turmeric root ready to use in some stores or online.
 
      During the tour, one of my friends leaned over and said, "This makes me want to go home and get started on my Spring crop today!"  Me too!  As a matter of fact, I  potted a variety of tomato, pepper, green peas and lettuce seeds the next day.  I'll keep them indoors until they sprout and then put them under a grow light until they get strong enough to put in the ground. 

      What a great job Herman and Louise have!   Their customers enjoy and  appreciate what they produce. They always have fresh, healthy food to eat, and the hard work and exercise keeps them young.  It's a passion!

     
 
 

 

    

Saturday, December 21, 2013

It's Beautiful, Ron!

     One of my husband Ron's favorite holiday movies is  National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.  We have watched it at least once every year since it came out in December 1989.  That year we saw it in the theatre on Christmas Eve.  We were the only couple there.  It still cracks us up!  It doesn't end with the season though. Ron finds one-liners from the production useful throughout the year.

      Why just the other day I mentioned to him we really needed to clean the house.   First he replied, "Oh, woo!  Look at the time.  I gotta get to bed.  I still gotta brush my teeth, feed the hog, still got some homework to do, still got those bills to pay, wash the car..."  Then for good measure he threw in,  "I'll be upstairs sleeping if you need me."

      Ron stays very informed about current events by surfing the Internet and reading several online newspapers daily.  Once I walked by and noticed he was entrenched in an article which contained a large photo of a very attractive, scantily dressed young woman.  He looked up at me as I passed by and sheepishly explained, "I was just blousing...I mean browsing."  He grinned, "Can't see the line, can you Phyllis?"

      In addition to checking out the online periodicals, we subscribe to the local newspaper.  Ron trudges down the driveway with our dogs, Molly and Annie, to take care of business and get the paper almost every day. If it is a cold winter morning, he rarely misses the opportunity to announce when he comes back into the house, "It certainly is a bit nipply out."  

     A few months ago, I was in the kitchen spouting off about the inconsistency of how our oven works.  Exasperated, I asked, "Why do some things get done quicker than others at the same recommended temperature?"  

     Ron shrugged, "I don't know, Margo."

     I could go on and on but I'll stop here.  I do know Ron loves Christmas and this movie.  He takes great pride in beautifully decorating the outside of the house but he Is quick to credit to the appropriate person.  "Dad taught me everything I know about exterior illumination."

 
 
 
 
     May you have a very Merry Christmas and enjoy the warm embrace of kith and kin!








    



Saturday, December 7, 2013

The Stranger Within Us

       Have you ever been totally surprised by an action or reaction of someone you thought you knew well?  The junior psychologist in me thinks this is because there is a stranger within all of us.  This stranger seems to hide the deep-seated fantasies, hopes and  dreams, as well as the fears and insecurities that have accumulated just through living experiences.  Normally, this stranger stays quiet as we go about enjoying and conducting our daily lives, relationships, etc.   On occasion, without warning, this stranger flares up in unexpected ways and causes havoc. 

       The recent FSU Jameis Winston debacle may be an example.  From the beginning of the 2013 football season, he was admired and touted as an amazing leader with a great personality and high family values.  No one will ever know exactly what happened on the night of December 7, 2012, and most of us want to believe no malice was intended.  It seems to me, from all outward appearances, the stranger within everyone involved took over, and ultimately caused confusion and pain.

        Here's another less volatile example.  Have you ever confronted your spouse with something they said or did that has gnawed at you for hours, or maybe even days, only to have them respond with "huh?" They give you the "deer in headlights" stare.  In other words, they have no idea what you are talking about. So, you have to replay the whole incident to them, which probably pisses you off even more.  (Okay, guys, wipe the grin off your face. I'm not just talking women here.)  After "discussion," more times than not, the whole thing turns out to be a totally innocent comment or act.  So why did it upset you in the first place?  My theory is that it hit one of those little insecurities hidden in the stranger within you.

       The more I think about it, I wonder if the stranger within us may be the unintentional culprit to cause occasional spats with friends and family.  Maybe, maybe not, but at the very least, it might be a good thing to be aware of this holiday season. 

       Have a happy holiday!

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

What Makes You Smile?


First Strawberries

        As I headed out for my morning walk, I stopped to take a peek at our Fall garden to see how the seedlings were doing after yesterday's rain.  Maybe I am imagining it, but they sure seemed to be happy, basking in the sun under the robin egg blue sky. A little light breeze made them look like they were actually dancing.  It made me smile.

Carrot & Romaine Seedlings


Broccoli bordered by remaining summer Periwinkles 


Kale Seedlings - two cultivars

        Planting the seeds and plants in early October for our garden was a family project which included the three grandchildren.  The rows may not be perfect but they were planted with excitement and we are all looking forward to sharing in the future harvests.  We all got a few smiles and giggles out of the process. 

       Watching our garden grow is just one of the daily pleasures that make me smile.  Here are a few others:  
  • Waking up next to my husband, Ron, each morning
  • Learning something new
  • Planning a vacation to some place I've never been
  • My grandchildren laughing
  • A call from one of our sons, just to ask how my day is going
  • Duck Dynasty
  • The horrified look on Ron's face when I announce the Hallmark Channel will be running Christmas movies 24/7 for the next month
  • Our dogs, Molly and Annie, welcoming us home with such excitement even if we were gone for just a few minutes
  • Customer service representatives who are really helpful
  • Gators winning a football game (it has been a while)
  • Doing something that actually helps someone
  • Walks on a cool, brisk morning
  • Hearing our children are enjoying their pursuits
  • Yoga class
     How about you, what makes you smile?